Archive for October, 2008

Steelers – Skins injury reports for week 9

Posted in Steelers with tags , , , , , , , on October 31, 2008 by puckertime

Couple of notables here.  Willie Parker full participation in practice – good to hear, also saw that Aaron Smith did not participate in practice, but it is not injury related.  Anyone know what thats about?  The Skins have their own injury woes with both Santana Moss and Clinton Portis not practicing this week.

Go Black and Gold!!

Pittsburgh Steelers at  Washington Redskins
Name Position Injury Practice Status Game Status
PIT
Ryan Clark S Shoulder Did Not Participate In Practice
Keyaron Fox LB Hamstring Did Not Participate In Practice
Casey Hampton DT Toe Did Not Participate In Practice
Bryant McFadden CB Forearm Did Not Participate In Practice
Marvel Smith T Back Did Not Participate In Practice
Aaron Smith DE Not Injury Related Did Not Participate In Practice
LaMarr Woodley LB Calf Did Not Participate In Practice
Willie Parker RB Knee Full Participation in Practice
Ben Roethlisberger QB Right Shoulder Full Participation in Practice
WAS
Malcolm Kelly WR Knee Did Not Participate In Practice
Santana Moss WR Hamstring Did Not Participate In Practice
Clinton Portis RB Ankle Did Not Participate In Practice
Shawn Springs CB Calf Did Not Participate In Practice
Lorenzo Alexander DT Toe Full Participation in Practice
Rock Cartwright RB Knee Full Participation in Practice
Cornelius Griffin DT Shoulder Full Participation in Practice
Chris Horton S Ankle Full Participation in Practice
Pete Kendall G Knee Full Participation in Practice
LaRon Landry S Hamstring Full Participation in Practice
Chris Samuels T Knee Full Participation in Practice
Fred Smoot CB Groin Full Participation in Practice
Marcus Washington LB Hip Full Participation in Practice
Carlos Rogers CB Calf Limited Participation in Practice
Ladell Betts RB Knee Out (Definitely Will Not Play)
Jason Taylor DE Calf Out (Definitely Will Not Play)
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Episode 90 is up

Posted in Uncategorized on October 30, 2008 by puckertime

Check out episode 90 (or all of our episodes for that matter) at the bottom right of the page.  This episode we discuss another great show ShoulIdrinkthat.com | Juniors wheels fall off | Lessons from the Bar | The Steelers | The Comedy of Jim Gaffigan | and a late night snippet that was too embarrassing to stand on its own.

Enjoy

Fooled job seekers stuck with face tattoos

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on October 28, 2008 by puckertime

God Bless the Third World

The pair had their faces permanently inked after village chief Sawiyono told them he had received a text message from a government official offering them work as Jakarta intelligence officers.

The official, who said it was a job requirement to have their faces tattooed with dragons, was later discovered to be a hoaxer — but not before Nanang, 30, and Bambang, 40, had already undergone the painful and disfiguring procedure.

The three men believe the anonymous trickster was a kind of “mystic”, as they didn’t feel in control of their actions when following his strange instructions.

“I was half conscious when the shop owner tattooed my face, and didn’t think it was a con,” victim Bambang said.

“I just realized it was a con on Friday night. I was shocked and I cried.”

A horrified Sawiyono realised he had been tricked when double-checking the bizarre request with a legitimate government representative.

“I am fully responsible for the mistake and I will do my best to help the men remove their tattoos,” Sawiyono was quoted as saying.

“I don’t know why I believe that person.

“I feel half conscious when I follow the man’s instructions.”

Indonesian police say that the tattoo incident was the third hoax of its kind to have been pulled recently.

The men have filed a police report and are being treated in a local hospital.

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Wazzuuuuuuup 2008

Posted in Politics with tags , , , , on October 24, 2008 by puckertime

What an asshole

Posted in Steelers with tags , , , on October 24, 2008 by puckertime

Steelers to Deactivate Holmes

Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Santonio Holmes won’t play Sunday against the New York Giants.

Coach Mike Tomlin told reporters today that Holmes will be on the Steelers’ inactive list for the game. He declined to say whether Holmes had been suspended without pay, according to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

“At this point we’ve chosen to name him as inactive,” Tomlin said, according to the Post-Gazette. “His situation has created somewhat of a distraction and we want to minimize that as much as we can and remain focused on the task at hand.”

Holmes did not participate in today’s practice. He reportedly will face a misdemeanor charge of marijuana possession after having his vehicle stopped Thursday by police. Officers reportedly found three marijuana-filled cigars in Holmes’s vehicle.

According to the Post-Gazette, Tomlin told Holmes during a meeting today that the wide receiver won’t be allowed on the Steelers’ sideline Sunday and he should report back to work Monday. Holmes declined to comment to the newspaper.

Nate Washington is to replace Holmes’ in the Steelers’ lineup.

Lord Help Me…

Posted in humor, Uncategorized with tags , , , on October 23, 2008 by puckertime

I hate my job.  I do understand however, there is a support group for that.  It’s called EVERYBODY.  They meet at the bar.

I Finally Caved

Posted in Introduction on October 22, 2008 by puckertime

I figured that if I was going to have any success (now there’s an ambigious term) at podcasting, I should listen to the guys that have acheived the measure (and model) of success that I am looking for.  My
son Sto Jr and I have been podcasting every 7-10 days for about two and a half years now, and have a solid base of supporters that enjoy our raunchy humor, as well as the changing dynamic between father and son
in a coming of age sort of story.  When we started the show – Junior was a 17 year old struggling high school student, and he is now working for a solid telecom company making a damn good wage for a 20 year old.  We have chronicled his adventures from dropping out of traditional high school to the internet academy – then on to factory work, joining the US Coast Guard reserve, and finally landing on a path that hopefully will lead to a productive and satisfying life as a young adult.

If you’re a big fan of Masterpiece Theater or are offended by the more common taboos in society (sex, profanity etc…) then you probably should turn and run immediately.  Some of our funniest (we always try
to be funny – but sometimes the nature of what we are talking about gets the best of us) moments are based on stretching the boundaries of good taste and challenging the views of most normal people.  The

episode where we asked extreme religious media whore Shirley Phelps of God Hates Fags what color her pubes are comes to mind. All

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